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December 17, 2010

Thoughts on Holiday Travel – Complete with Intrusive Pat Down!

It’s that time of year again where we, en mass hit the airports to fly to our respective homes to celebrate with the ones we love.

Now I know that the country is up in arms over the whole idea of full body ex-rays and intrusive body pat downs but I’ve come to look at it in another way.

First of all let me say that I will happily decline the full body x-ray, I’m sorry but I don’t feel the need to expose myself to the low levels of radiation needed for such things, heck even at my dental office they put you in lead while shooting pictures of your teeth with their x-ray machines, so why would I allow for the feds to shoot me with radiation. So that being said I have decided that it would be so much more fun to elect for the full body pat down, after all if they feel the need to feel me up, have at it. Now this might make them uncomfortable but really I don’t care. If they have boob, back of knee or groin fetishes, that’s their thing. If we Americans all elected for the full body pat down how long do you seriously think they would keep it up?!?

The mental image I have of the full body invasive pat down is this. A little old lady with sagging breasts and her depends on goes through and respectfully declines having the x-ray. Some young guy comes up and with a female in attendance starts the search, over the din, you hear her waitress, smokers voice say “Sweet cheeks, make sure you thoroughly check me out. This is the most fun I’ve had in eons!”

So, I say let them have at it, get the pat down, have them run their hands over your body and make sure your not ‘hiding’ anything, after all this is cheaper than going to a peep show, where you too are not allowed to touch and you don’t have to tip them for doing a good job!

Happy Holidays!

Kat and the Kids

Filed under: Food For Thought,Life by Kat at 2:36 pm
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