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January 18, 2012

Aging is When…

Aging is when…

Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.
The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
You feel like the night after and you haven’t been anywhere yet!
You get winded playing chess.
Your children begin to look middle aged.
Your knees buckle and your belt won’t.
After painting the town red, you have to take a long rest before applying a second coat.
You just can’t stand people who are intolerant.
The best part of your day is over when your alarm clock goes off.
You burn the midnight oil until 9pm.
Your back goes out more often than you do.
The little gray haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercised.
You remember today that your wedding anniversary was yesterday.
You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabinet.
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

Thought you’d enjoy this!! Have a simply marvelous day!

~Kat and the Kids

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November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving!

The season is upon us.  Yes, Thanksgiving has arrived, bringing with it family, friends, football, black friday and so much more.

So often we forget what the holiday is truly about.  It’s a time for us to give thanks for a bountiful harvest and for those blessings that we have been graced with.

So before we head to the table and thank the good Lord for the turkey, mashed potatoes, corn, cranberries, pumpkin pie and more, lets pause a moment to give thanks for our blessings, our friends and all that life has brought us in the past year.

Enjoy your Thanksgiving!

Kat and the Kids

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November 1, 2011

Remembering Joe Schmidt

I just received word today that my cousin Liz’s husband Joe, passed away suddenly of an undiagnosed heart issue yesterday.

My memories of Joe are few, though what I do remember is that he was a man who had a wonderful laugh and was always smiling. As a child, when we’d go to family outings at my great Aunt Gerts home, he’d be there with Liz and their girls, always smiling and engaging in conversation with the cousins, no matter what their age.

Family is what molds us, what shapes us and what holds us together through thick and thin. It never ceases to amaze me how many lives are touched by one person.

I will always have fond memories of Joe… may he rest in peace.

Feel free to check his Facebook page located here: In Memory of Joe Schmidt

Remember to keep close those you love and reach out to those who you have lost contact with for some reason or another.  Life is too short.

~Kat and the Kids


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September 7, 2011

Church Ladies with Typewriters - Bloopers

They’re back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’

Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say ‘Hell’ to someone who doesn’t care much about you.

Don’t let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again,’ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow..

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered..

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM . All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM . The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new campaign slogan last Sunday: ‘I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours

Have a blessed day!

Kat and the kids!

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August 29, 2011

Avon - This isn’t your Mommas Avon anymore!

So recently I decided that I needed to start selling Avon.  Having been an avid purchaser of Avon products for years, I finally bit the proverbial bullet and said “OK Lets just do this!”

So imagine my surprise when I discovered that Avon also has a couture brand called Mark and a baby line of products called Tiny Tilla.  I’m excited to bring these brands to my readers.

The niffy thing about Avon, is you no longer have to search for the “Avon” lady, with a huge online web presence, it’s easier than ever to discover what is new in the world of Avon, Mark and even Tiny Tilla.

You can access my site by clicking here Kats Avon Feel free to register so you too can be kept up to date on the new product lines and such as they come out.

If you’ve ever been interested in selling Avon, well there is no time like the present to get started.  Just drop me a quick email and we’ll discuss it.

I hope you all enjoy the fabulous product lines that make up the Avon family and remember.. This isn’t your mommas Avon anymore… it’s Yours!

Enjoy your day!

Kat & the Kids

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August 11, 2011

How To Identify Items Made In China Through Barcodes

I came across this bit of information from a friend.  While it’s not 100%  it does help us.. the consumers in identifying items that are made in the USA vs items made abroad.  With all the food and pet products coming in from China, it’s best to make sure you take a moment to read the label at the grocery store or at WalMart so you the buyer are aware of where your item was made.

Many products today no longer show where an item was made but where the distributor is located.. example.  You might buy a thing of nail polish assuming it’s made in the USA.  (flipping over a bottle of “Finger Paints” polish… The bar-code is 5033102927925) going by what the following information tells me, this item was made in the U.K (England for those who are unsure where the UK is.

I know some people are having issues with pet beds impacting the health of their animals, well this is a great way to find out where the item was manufactured and help pet owners know where the item their pets sleep on was made.

It’s just a matter of taking a moment to flip a box over or read a tag to see where your item is made.  If your pro USA and big on not buying items made in China, this will help you distinguish the origin of your item.

Example Bar-code below:


cid:C4F22153D7A44706B7B953EBFE7C10D5@charmainb95afd

Below is a listing of bar-code identifiers

690 - 692 - Made In China

00 - 09  - Made in the USA or Canada

30 - 37 - Made In France

40 - 44 - Made In Germany

471 - Made In Taiwan

40 - Made In Japan

50 - Made in the UK (England)

So remember if you wish to buy USA/Canadian Made items… Watch for the first number to be a “O” at the beginning of the bar-code.   Help support American first!

This is one excellent way for each and everyone one of us to support and help keep our own economy running, while creating jobs and helping out our own people first!

Feel free to print this and keep it in your wallet for those times you find yourself shopping and need a little reference guide.

It’s your right to know where the items you purchase are being made, not just distributed from.
Have a lovely Day!!

~Kat and the Kids

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July 24, 2011

Infinity Radio Launches

It’s true and time.. Infinity Radio Finally is here!!!

So tune in as our DJ’s spin some of todays Hottest Top 40!!!

Enjoy!!!

~Kat and the Kids

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July 7, 2011

The Donkey….

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again.

The local paper read:
Pastor’s ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES Pastor’s ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10
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This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!

Kat & the kids

PS try to stay cool in this super hot weather and never leave your pet or children unattended in a car with the windows up.

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April 20, 2011

A Night Like This

Every so often I run across a song that I just have to share with everyone. Caro Emerald, a dutch jazz singer, came out with a song that has me out of my chair dancing around the office.

Enjoy!

~Kat & the kids!

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February 8, 2011

John W Davis, Retired Army Major, Current Registered Sexual Offender - Arrested

As I sit here eating my apple cinnamon oatmeal for breakfast, reflecting on the last few days, I have to say that I’m surprised with society, for the things that people are willing to accept as ok or the norm, mainly because they are unwilling to take action for reasons only known to them.

On February 2, 2011, John W. Davis, a registered sex offender, retired Army Major and alas a former neighbor of mine, was arrested for entering a Whittier, CA school, Los Altos Elementary school where he was “reading” to students.

The principal of the school is on record saying “The school does not do background checks on people who are only going to be on campus for a very short time, Mestanza-Rojas said.”* and from the same article also stating “I can assure everyone that the kids are safe,” Los Altos principal Martha Mestanza-Rojas said. “The Los Altos students have been safe at every point. And (Davis) will no longer be allowed on campus.” *

So I have to ask, isn’t this putting the cart before the horse? Sure lets allow a registered sex offender access to our children, even if it’s supervised and assume that they are as this principal puts it SAFE and then follow up with a statement about how safe our schools are when the offender is arrested. (Yes this is sarcasm for those of you who are having a moment)

Any school that is going to be proactive on caring for students is going to be one who is on top of those who are registered sex offenders in the area. We entrust our children’s safety and well being to schools and those in them and yet something like this screams that the system is failing. It takes two seconds for a person to log onto Megan’s Law site and run a name to see if someone is indeed listed as a local sex offender. Are schools so lax and complacent that they are unable to take a brief check of someone who is coming to “read” to the kids; and assume that anyone that has any contact with the kids will not cause them harm.

Now, let’s address the statements from Captain Pat Maxwell:

“There is a tremendous amount of public access to information on the Internet for parents and guardians to be proactive about the protection of their children. We encourage you to use it,” Captain Pat Maxwell said. **

“Often, suspects in child abuse cases gained access to their victims through positions of trust. Proactive parents and guardians are the best protection for any child.” **

He is correct there is a tremendous amount of information available to the pubic, however what he doesn’t go on to state when ordinary citizens call the appropriate authorities; regarding violations of registration and/or concerns for young children, they are listened to then nothing is done. Example: A phone call was made to the LASO Norwalk station regarding the fact that Mr. Davis had 2 young children, both boys living in his home, that he had been seen bouncing one child, dressed in little to nothing at all on his lap. Only to be told that there was nothing the Sheriffs could do regarding this, until he broke a law.

Hold up… let me get this right. Mr. Davis is a registered sex offender who was arrested and convicted of “lewd or lascivious acts with a child under 14 years of age”*** and this man lives with minor boys under the age of 10, has been seen doing things that are inappropriate and the Sheriffs can’t or wont do anything?

I have to commend one of the mothers in the complex, upon finding out that her son was being watched by Mr. Davis and his past, she put in a call to her sons school and notified them regarding his status.  Mr. Davis was banned from the schools grounds.

Now some might ask, well Kat why wasn’t C.P.S. called. It was on numerous occasions, only once did a caseworker respond to a call, to which the response was a social worker came and spoke with Mr. Davis and his fiancée regarding the children. Let’s look at the reason the responded… because Mr. Davis’s fiancée failed to supervise the youngest child, at the time approx 3 years of age around a pool area. Again other than a stern talking to no other action was taken, so the question is raised… Did the system fail the students at Los Altos and the children living in the apartment complex of Mr. Davis… or did people just not care enough to pursuit things with this man further, until of course he was arrested because a deputy followed up after seeing Mr. Davis at the school then subsequently found him on a sex offenders site.

You decide…

Below you will find the links where quotes were pulled from along with the website for California’s registered sex offenders, along with the Map where you too can search out offenders in your area.

Have a wonderful day!

~Kat and the kids

Megans Law Site:

http://www.meganslaw.ca.gov/

Search Out Offenders in Your area:

http://www.meganslaw.ca.gov/search.aspx

Links relating to where quotes were taken from:

* http://www.sgvtribune.com/news/ci_17284229

** http://www.contracostatimes.com/california/ci_17293077

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